I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.

It all started with a badly timed bald joke!

You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called the Happy Funk Band. Until an unfortunate typo caused us to be expelled from school.

There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from making things up. It's the only skill I have so I've been really lucky.

Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod?

Hi, well soon return you to the dyslexic production of Bitty Bitty Chang Chang.

Let me play a Man in a scene.