Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage.
After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty has a great fall.
The comedy community is fairly supportive of human beings in general. There are some things you can teach with comedy that people can't learn by being hit over the head with facts. I think, as comedians, we're trying to change the world. It's slow, but sure.
If Sting retires, would he have to change his name to Stung?
I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.
My mother on her death bed told me, 'Where the hell did that kangaroo come from!?' - it just popped out of nowhere and punched her in the head and caused a cerebral hemorrhage, so I thought I'd move to a country where there were no kangaroos!