I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.

You don't sweat much for a fat girl.

You know, if I don't make it when I go out there in that weather balloon into that thunder storm. I want, you to take your ear and give it to my wife.

When you kill someone by chopping off their head, rolling 'em up in a carpet and burning it, you'd better make sure they're dead!

For as long as I can remember, I've had memories.

And if that isnt the truth, it would be a lie.

Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine!