Every song a hit, every hit a smack!
Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come on down. We're going crazy.
My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever.
Let me play a Man in a scene.
For as long as I can remember, I've had memories.
And if that isnt the truth, it would be a lie.