Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine!
Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod?
Every song a hit, every hit a smack!
Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.
Hi. There was a big accident, some people got decapitated, here are their names... You know what? That shirt really makes you look fat. I mean, the colour's all wrong... I mean, who shot the drapes?
There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from making things up. It's the only skill I have so I've been really lucky.