I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.

You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called the Happy Funk Band. Until an unfortunate typo caused us to be expelled from school.

Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come on down. We're going crazy.

Did you know that..........'embargo' spelled backwards is 'o grab me

I think the challenge is going out in front of a paying audience with absolutely nothing and trying to entertain them for two hours. Thankfully, I only think about that right before we go on, and then once we're out there, everything's fine.

I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.

I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned.