I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.

Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage.

Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries.

We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.

I have many favorite artists...Van Gough as one, but he didn't really sing a lot!

When I'm on stage, it's a little world I've created where I'm sort of the thing, so I have total control over everything that happens. When we're improvising, I'm with someone I totally trust. I know things are going to work out. I don't have those guarantees in life. There are no consequences on stage.