I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.

Did you know that..........'embargo' spelled backwards is 'o grab me

Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.

But you know, we have more hits than you can possibly think about. One of my personal favorite artists is the wonderful artist named Cher. And although I love much of her late stuff, her early stuff was the stuff that I really, really loved.

Hi, well soon return you to the dyslexic production of Bitty Bitty Chang Chang.

He had the kind of face only a mother could love. If that mother was blind in one eye, and had that sort of milky film over the other one, ya..ya know, ya know what I mean? But still he was my identical twin.

I think the challenge is going out in front of a paying audience with absolutely nothing and trying to entertain them for two hours. Thankfully, I only think about that right before we go on, and then once we're out there, everything's fine.