I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.

My mother on her death bed told me, 'Where the hell did that kangaroo come from!?' - it just popped out of nowhere and punched her in the head and caused a cerebral hemorrhage, so I thought I'd move to a country where there were no kangaroos!

Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.

Why are there so many trees in the jungle?

I think the challenge is going out in front of a paying audience with absolutely nothing and trying to entertain them for two hours. Thankfully, I only think about that right before we go on, and then once we're out there, everything's fine.

I have many favorite artists...Van Gough as one, but he didn't really sing a lot!

We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second.