I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.

The Hills are alive with the sound of CRAP!

You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called the Happy Funk Band. Until an unfortunate typo caused us to be expelled from school.

The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a thirst for revenge.

I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.

Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine!

Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises.