I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.

If Sting retires, would he have to change his name to Stung?

Hi, well soon return you to the dyslexic production of Bitty Bitty Chang Chang.

The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a thirst for revenge.

After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty has a great fall.

He had the kind of face only a mother could love. If that mother was blind in one eye, and had that sort of milky film over the other one, ya..ya know, ya know what I mean? But still he was my identical twin.

My mother on her death bed told me, 'Where the hell did that kangaroo come from!?' - it just popped out of nowhere and punched her in the head and caused a cerebral hemorrhage, so I thought I'd move to a country where there were no kangaroos!