I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.

There are so many things I'd like to change in the industry. Everything from the reliance of style over substance to their reluctance to hire me for big budget blockbusters, but the thing I would love most would be if they understood people don't have to be Hollywood beautiful to be sexy or interesting.

Hey, come on, I've seen younger faces on money. Money.

I have many favorite artists...Van Gough as one, but he didn't really sing a lot!

NASA sends probe to Uranus, people everywhere giggle.

It all started with a badly timed bald joke!

Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.