I don't want to get all lefty, but if we took the defence budgets from around the world, we could end hunger everywhere. I would hope that all the world's leaders are thinking about poverty. Get to work. Do something. This is something that's going to be with us forever.

The comedy community is fairly supportive of human beings in general. There are some things you can teach with comedy that people can't learn by being hit over the head with facts. I think, as comedians, we're trying to change the world. It's slow, but sure.

If Sting retires, would he have to change his name to Stung?

The Hills are alive with the sound of CRAP!

Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod?

For as long as I can remember, I've had memories.

Why are there so many trees in the jungle?