Every song a hit, every hit a smack!
I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.
The Hills are alive with the sound of CRAP!
Give me liberty! Or a bran muffin!
This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.
When you kill someone by chopping off their head, rolling 'em up in a carpet and burning it, you'd better make sure they're dead!