Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod?

I think the challenge is going out in front of a paying audience with absolutely nothing and trying to entertain them for two hours. Thankfully, I only think about that right before we go on, and then once we're out there, everything's fine.

I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned.

Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come on down. We're going crazy.

Why are there so many trees in the jungle?

As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of it. The two shows that always make me laugh and are therefore my favorites are The Dick Van Dyke Show and Fawlty Towers.

What if hamsters fought in the American Revolution?