Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod?

There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from making things up. It's the only skill I have so I've been really lucky.

Hey, come on, I've seen younger faces on money. Money.

My mother on her death bed told me, 'Where the hell did that kangaroo come from!?' - it just popped out of nowhere and punched her in the head and caused a cerebral hemorrhage, so I thought I'd move to a country where there were no kangaroos!

If Sting retires, would he have to change his name to Stung?

We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.

My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever.