Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod?

Did you know that..........'embargo' spelled backwards is 'o grab me

You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called the Happy Funk Band. Until an unfortunate typo caused us to be expelled from school.

To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap.

Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come on down. We're going crazy.

When you kill someone by chopping off their head, rolling 'em up in a carpet and burning it, you'd better make sure they're dead!

I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.