Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod?

The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a thirst for revenge.

My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever.

To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap.

We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second.

And if that isnt the truth, it would be a lie.

I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned.