Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod?

And if that isnt the truth, it would be a lie.

Why are there so many trees in the jungle?

There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from making things up. It's the only skill I have so I've been really lucky.

You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called the Happy Funk Band. Until an unfortunate typo caused us to be expelled from school.

You don't sweat much for a fat girl.

We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.