Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod?

Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine!

After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty has a great fall.

If Sting retires, would he have to change his name to Stung?

What if hamsters fought in the American Revolution?

Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries.

I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.