We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage.

Let me play a Man in a scene.

I don't want to get all lefty, but if we took the defence budgets from around the world, we could end hunger everywhere. I would hope that all the world's leaders are thinking about poverty. Get to work. Do something. This is something that's going to be with us forever.

He had the kind of face only a mother could love. If that mother was blind in one eye, and had that sort of milky film over the other one, ya..ya know, ya know what I mean? But still he was my identical twin.

Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries.

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