There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from making things up. It's the only skill I have so I've been really lucky.
If Sting retires, would he have to change his name to Stung?
NASA sends probe to Uranus, people everywhere giggle.
We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.
The Hills are alive with the sound of CRAP!
Give me liberty! Or a bran muffin!