We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.

We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second.

Hey, come on, I've seen younger faces on money. Money.

To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap.

You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called the Happy Funk Band. Until an unfortunate typo caused us to be expelled from school.

When I'm on stage, it's a little world I've created where I'm sort of the thing, so I have total control over everything that happens. When we're improvising, I'm with someone I totally trust. I know things are going to work out. I don't have those guarantees in life. There are no consequences on stage.

When you kill someone by chopping off their head, rolling 'em up in a carpet and burning it, you'd better make sure they're dead!