We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.

My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever.

I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.

The comedy community is fairly supportive of human beings in general. There are some things you can teach with comedy that people can't learn by being hit over the head with facts. I think, as comedians, we're trying to change the world. It's slow, but sure.

I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned.

Famous Playboy Hugh Hefner managed to successfully stop an order of monks from operating a business on his property. The police forced the friars to close down their stall, which was outside the Playboy mansion where they had been selling flowers. Said one friar, well, if it was anyone else we may have gotten away from it, but, unfortunately, only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

It all started with a badly timed bald joke!