Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.
I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned.
Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries.
Why are there so many trees in the jungle?
He had the kind of face only a mother could love. If that mother was blind in one eye, and had that sort of milky film over the other one, ya..ya know, ya know what I mean? But still he was my identical twin.
As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of it. The two shows that always make me laugh and are therefore my favorites are The Dick Van Dyke Show and Fawlty Towers.