We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.

What if hamsters fought in the American Revolution?

Famous Playboy Hugh Hefner managed to successfully stop an order of monks from operating a business on his property. The police forced the friars to close down their stall, which was outside the Playboy mansion where they had been selling flowers. Said one friar, well, if it was anyone else we may have gotten away from it, but, unfortunately, only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty has a great fall.

I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.

You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called the Happy Funk Band. Until an unfortunate typo caused us to be expelled from school.

Hey, come on, I've seen younger faces on money. Money.