We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.

And if that isnt the truth, it would be a lie.

Let me play a Man in a scene.

He had the kind of face only a mother could love. If that mother was blind in one eye, and had that sort of milky film over the other one, ya..ya know, ya know what I mean? But still he was my identical twin.

Hi. There was a big accident, some people got decapitated, here are their names... You know what? That shirt really makes you look fat. I mean, the colour's all wrong... I mean, who shot the drapes?

My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever.

You don't sweat much for a fat girl.