We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.

Why are there so many trees in the jungle?

What kind of FBI agent are you?

Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises.

My mother on her death bed told me, 'Where the hell did that kangaroo come from!?' - it just popped out of nowhere and punched her in the head and caused a cerebral hemorrhage, so I thought I'd move to a country where there were no kangaroos!

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The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a thirst for revenge.