We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.

I think the challenge is going out in front of a paying audience with absolutely nothing and trying to entertain them for two hours. Thankfully, I only think about that right before we go on, and then once we're out there, everything's fine.

Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.

Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come on down. We're going crazy.

He had the kind of face only a mother could love. If that mother was blind in one eye, and had that sort of milky film over the other one, ya..ya know, ya know what I mean? But still he was my identical twin.

As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of it. The two shows that always make me laugh and are therefore my favorites are The Dick Van Dyke Show and Fawlty Towers.

I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned.