If Sting retires, would he have to change his name to Stung?
NASA sends probe to Uranus, people everywhere giggle.
After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty has a great fall.
What if hamsters fought in the American Revolution?
Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.
We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second.