We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.

He had the kind of face only a mother could love. If that mother was blind in one eye, and had that sort of milky film over the other one, ya..ya know, ya know what I mean? But still he was my identical twin.

For as long as I can remember, I've had memories.

As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of it. The two shows that always make me laugh and are therefore my favorites are The Dick Van Dyke Show and Fawlty Towers.

Every song a hit, every hit a smack!

It all started with a badly timed bald joke!

I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.