We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.

Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come on down. We're going crazy.

If Sting retires, would he have to change his name to Stung?

When I'm on stage, it's a little world I've created where I'm sort of the thing, so I have total control over everything that happens. When we're improvising, I'm with someone I totally trust. I know things are going to work out. I don't have those guarantees in life. There are no consequences on stage.

Why are there so many trees in the jungle?

As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of it. The two shows that always make me laugh and are therefore my favorites are The Dick Van Dyke Show and Fawlty Towers.

Give me liberty! Or a bran muffin!