I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.
The comedy community is fairly supportive of human beings in general. There are some things you can teach with comedy that people can't learn by being hit over the head with facts. I think, as comedians, we're trying to change the world. It's slow, but sure.
Hey, come on, I've seen younger faces on money. Money.
The Hills are alive with the sound of CRAP!
You don't sweat much for a fat girl.
The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a thirst for revenge.