We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.

My mother on her death bed told me, 'Where the hell did that kangaroo come from!?' - it just popped out of nowhere and punched her in the head and caused a cerebral hemorrhage, so I thought I'd move to a country where there were no kangaroos!

Let me play a Man in a scene.

Hi, well soon return you to the dyslexic production of Bitty Bitty Chang Chang.

I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.

Hi. There was a big accident, some people got decapitated, here are their names... You know what? That shirt really makes you look fat. I mean, the colour's all wrong... I mean, who shot the drapes?

NASA sends probe to Uranus, people everywhere giggle.