We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.

I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned.

My mother on her death bed told me, 'Where the hell did that kangaroo come from!?' - it just popped out of nowhere and punched her in the head and caused a cerebral hemorrhage, so I thought I'd move to a country where there were no kangaroos!

I have many favorite artists...Van Gough as one, but he didn't really sing a lot!

My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever.

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.