NASA sends probe to Uranus, people everywhere giggle.
Why are there so many trees in the jungle?
Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage.
Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries.
Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come on down. We're going crazy.