The Hills are alive with the sound of CRAP!

My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever.

After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty has a great fall.

We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.

Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer, dead at 53. Over Barcelona today, the famed reindeer was hit by a flock of seagulls and a 747. Eyewitnesses report, that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

The comedy community is fairly supportive of human beings in general. There are some things you can teach with comedy that people can't learn by being hit over the head with facts. I think, as comedians, we're trying to change the world. It's slow, but sure.

Why are there so many trees in the jungle?