The Hills are alive with the sound of CRAP!

Did you know that..........'embargo' spelled backwards is 'o grab me

Let me play a Man in a scene.

My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever.

Why are there so many trees in the jungle?

You don't sweat much for a fat girl.

There are so many things I'd like to change in the industry. Everything from the reliance of style over substance to their reluctance to hire me for big budget blockbusters, but the thing I would love most would be if they understood people don't have to be Hollywood beautiful to be sexy or interesting.