The Hills are alive with the sound of CRAP!

I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned.

The comedy community is fairly supportive of human beings in general. There are some things you can teach with comedy that people can't learn by being hit over the head with facts. I think, as comedians, we're trying to change the world. It's slow, but sure.

When you kill someone by chopping off their head, rolling 'em up in a carpet and burning it, you'd better make sure they're dead!

I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.

Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.

We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second.