You know, if I don't make it when I go out there in that weather balloon into that thunder storm. I want, you to take your ear and give it to my wife.

I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.

We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.

For as long as I can remember, I've had memories.

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I don't want to get all lefty, but if we took the defence budgets from around the world, we could end hunger everywhere. I would hope that all the world's leaders are thinking about poverty. Get to work. Do something. This is something that's going to be with us forever.

Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine!