You know, if I don't make it when I go out there in that weather balloon into that thunder storm. I want, you to take your ear and give it to my wife.

We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second.

Give me liberty! Or a bran muffin!

There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from making things up. It's the only skill I have so I've been really lucky.

To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap.

I think the challenge is going out in front of a paying audience with absolutely nothing and trying to entertain them for two hours. Thankfully, I only think about that right before we go on, and then once we're out there, everything's fine.

Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come on down. We're going crazy.