I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned.
I believe it was Shakespeare who said, 'All the world's a stage, and you are CRAP!'
Hey, come on, I've seen younger faces on money. Money.
You don't sweat much for a fat girl.
After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty has a great fall.
My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever.