Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries.
Hi. There was a big accident, some people got decapitated, here are their names... You know what? That shirt really makes you look fat. I mean, the colour's all wrong... I mean, who shot the drapes?
Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod?
I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.
I believe it was Shakespeare who said, 'All the world's a stage, and you are CRAP!'
Onstage I do all the stuff I'd never do in real life, like lashing out at people who make me mad or freaking out in a long bank lineup. Performing allows me to fulfill all the sicko fantasies I've ever had.