Why are there so many trees in the jungle?
Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come on down. We're going crazy.
The comedy community is fairly supportive of human beings in general. There are some things you can teach with comedy that people can't learn by being hit over the head with facts. I think, as comedians, we're trying to change the world. It's slow, but sure.
I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned.
I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.
Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises.