It all started with a badly timed bald joke!
I believe it was Shakespeare who said, 'All the world's a stage, and you are CRAP!'
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage.
Hi, well soon return you to the dyslexic production of Bitty Bitty Chang Chang.
Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer, dead at 53. Over Barcelona today, the famed reindeer was hit by a flock of seagulls and a 747. Eyewitnesses report, that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.
There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from making things up. It's the only skill I have so I've been really lucky.