When you kill someone by chopping off their head, rolling 'em up in a carpet and burning it, you'd better make sure they're dead!

When I'm on stage, it's a little world I've created where I'm sort of the thing, so I have total control over everything that happens. When we're improvising, I'm with someone I totally trust. I know things are going to work out. I don't have those guarantees in life. There are no consequences on stage.

If Sting retires, would he have to change his name to Stung?

We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second.

After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty has a great fall.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage.

What kind of FBI agent are you?