When you kill someone by chopping off their head, rolling 'em up in a carpet and burning it, you'd better make sure they're dead!

There are so many things I'd like to change in the industry. Everything from the reliance of style over substance to their reluctance to hire me for big budget blockbusters, but the thing I would love most would be if they understood people don't have to be Hollywood beautiful to be sexy or interesting.

We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second.

Did you know that..........'embargo' spelled backwards is 'o grab me

It all started with a badly timed bald joke!

NASA sends probe to Uranus, people everywhere giggle.

Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come on down. We're going crazy.