Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.
When you kill someone by chopping off their head, rolling 'em up in a carpet and burning it, you'd better make sure they're dead!
Every song a hit, every hit a smack!
Hi, well soon return you to the dyslexic production of Bitty Bitty Chang Chang.
What kind of FBI agent are you?
Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod?