When you kill someone by chopping off their head, rolling 'em up in a carpet and burning it, you'd better make sure they're dead!

We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second.

Hey, come on, I've seen younger faces on money. Money.

I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.

To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap.

Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine!

The comedy community is fairly supportive of human beings in general. There are some things you can teach with comedy that people can't learn by being hit over the head with facts. I think, as comedians, we're trying to change the world. It's slow, but sure.