My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever.
Colin MochrieTo be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap.
Colin MochrieHi. There was a big accident, some people got decapitated, here are their names... You know what? That shirt really makes you look fat. I mean, the colour's all wrong... I mean, who shot the drapes?
Colin MochrieHe had the kind of face only a mother could love. If that mother was blind in one eye, and had that sort of milky film over the other one, ya..ya know, ya know what I mean? But still he was my identical twin.
Colin Mochrie