Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries.
To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap.
The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a thirst for revenge.
It all started with a badly timed bald joke!
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My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever.