The Hills are alive with the sound of CRAP!
For as long as I can remember, I've had memories.
Onstage I do all the stuff I'd never do in real life, like lashing out at people who make me mad or freaking out in a long bank lineup. Performing allows me to fulfill all the sicko fantasies I've ever had.
I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned.
Hi, well soon return you to the dyslexic production of Bitty Bitty Chang Chang.
Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises.