As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of it. The two shows that always make me laugh and are therefore my favorites are The Dick Van Dyke Show and Fawlty Towers.

And if that isnt the truth, it would be a lie.

There are so many things I'd like to change in the industry. Everything from the reliance of style over substance to their reluctance to hire me for big budget blockbusters, but the thing I would love most would be if they understood people don't have to be Hollywood beautiful to be sexy or interesting.

Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine!

To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap.

Why are there so many trees in the jungle?

There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from making things up. It's the only skill I have so I've been really lucky.