I have many favorite artists...Van Gough as one, but he didn't really sing a lot!

For as long as I can remember, I've had memories.

Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises.

We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second.

It all started with a badly timed bald joke!

But you know, we have more hits than you can possibly think about. One of my personal favorite artists is the wonderful artist named Cher. And although I love much of her late stuff, her early stuff was the stuff that I really, really loved.

Hi. There was a big accident, some people got decapitated, here are their names... You know what? That shirt really makes you look fat. I mean, the colour's all wrong... I mean, who shot the drapes?