I have many favorite artists...Van Gough as one, but he didn't really sing a lot!

Let me play a Man in a scene.

Did you know that..........'embargo' spelled backwards is 'o grab me

My mother on her death bed told me, 'Where the hell did that kangaroo come from!?' - it just popped out of nowhere and punched her in the head and caused a cerebral hemorrhage, so I thought I'd move to a country where there were no kangaroos!

Onstage I do all the stuff I'd never do in real life, like lashing out at people who make me mad or freaking out in a long bank lineup. Performing allows me to fulfill all the sicko fantasies I've ever had.

Give me liberty! Or a bran muffin!

Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod?