Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine!
My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever.
You don't sweat much for a fat girl.
Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod?
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage.
What if hamsters fought in the American Revolution?