After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty has a great fall.

But you know, we have more hits than you can possibly think about. One of my personal favorite artists is the wonderful artist named Cher. And although I love much of her late stuff, her early stuff was the stuff that I really, really loved.

You don't sweat much for a fat girl.

I believe it was Shakespeare who said, 'All the world's a stage, and you are CRAP!'

Onstage I do all the stuff I'd never do in real life, like lashing out at people who make me mad or freaking out in a long bank lineup. Performing allows me to fulfill all the sicko fantasies I've ever had.

NASA sends probe to Uranus, people everywhere giggle.

Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine!