After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty has a great fall.

My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever.

I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.

Every song a hit, every hit a smack!

To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap.

Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come on down. We're going crazy.

After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty has a great fall.