After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty has a great fall.

To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap.

Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises.

I have many favorite artists...Van Gough as one, but he didn't really sing a lot!

But you know, we have more hits than you can possibly think about. One of my personal favorite artists is the wonderful artist named Cher. And although I love much of her late stuff, her early stuff was the stuff that I really, really loved.

I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.

My mother on her death bed told me, 'Where the hell did that kangaroo come from!?' - it just popped out of nowhere and punched her in the head and caused a cerebral hemorrhage, so I thought I'd move to a country where there were no kangaroos!