Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.
Hey, come on, I've seen younger faces on money. Money.
I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.
Why are there so many trees in the jungle?
My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever.
Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine!