After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty has a great fall.

My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever.

Give me liberty! Or a bran muffin!

I have many favorite artists...Van Gough as one, but he didn't really sing a lot!

To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap.

You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called the Happy Funk Band. Until an unfortunate typo caused us to be expelled from school.

As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of it. The two shows that always make me laugh and are therefore my favorites are The Dick Van Dyke Show and Fawlty Towers.