After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty has a great fall.

NASA sends probe to Uranus, people everywhere giggle.

Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod?

Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer, dead at 53. Over Barcelona today, the famed reindeer was hit by a flock of seagulls and a 747. Eyewitnesses report, that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap.

Hey, come on, I've seen younger faces on money. Money.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage.