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What kind of FBI agent are you?

Every song a hit, every hit a smack!

There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from making things up. It's the only skill I have so I've been really lucky.

I believe it was Shakespeare who said, 'All the world's a stage, and you are CRAP!'

Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer, dead at 53. Over Barcelona today, the famed reindeer was hit by a flock of seagulls and a 747. Eyewitnesses report, that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a thirst for revenge.