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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage.

Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.

As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of it. The two shows that always make me laugh and are therefore my favorites are The Dick Van Dyke Show and Fawlty Towers.

I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned.

You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called the Happy Funk Band. Until an unfortunate typo caused us to be expelled from school.

Why are there so many trees in the jungle?