Every song a hit, every hit a smack!

Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer, dead at 53. Over Barcelona today, the famed reindeer was hit by a flock of seagulls and a 747. Eyewitnesses report, that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

I have many favorite artists...Van Gough as one, but he didn't really sing a lot!

Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come on down. We're going crazy.

But you know, we have more hits than you can possibly think about. One of my personal favorite artists is the wonderful artist named Cher. And although I love much of her late stuff, her early stuff was the stuff that I really, really loved.

Hi, well soon return you to the dyslexic production of Bitty Bitty Chang Chang.

What if hamsters fought in the American Revolution?