Every song a hit, every hit a smack!

When I'm on stage, it's a little world I've created where I'm sort of the thing, so I have total control over everything that happens. When we're improvising, I'm with someone I totally trust. I know things are going to work out. I don't have those guarantees in life. There are no consequences on stage.

We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second.

Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer, dead at 53. Over Barcelona today, the famed reindeer was hit by a flock of seagulls and a 747. Eyewitnesses report, that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

Onstage I do all the stuff I'd never do in real life, like lashing out at people who make me mad or freaking out in a long bank lineup. Performing allows me to fulfill all the sicko fantasies I've ever had.

Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come on down. We're going crazy.

My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever.