You don't sweat much for a fat girl.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage.
We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.
I believe it was Shakespeare who said, 'All the world's a stage, and you are CRAP!'
Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.
As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of it. The two shows that always make me laugh and are therefore my favorites are The Dick Van Dyke Show and Fawlty Towers.