Every song a hit, every hit a smack!

After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty has a great fall.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage.

Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer, dead at 53. Over Barcelona today, the famed reindeer was hit by a flock of seagulls and a 747. Eyewitnesses report, that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

Hi, well soon return you to the dyslexic production of Bitty Bitty Chang Chang.

I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.

If Sting retires, would he have to change his name to Stung?