Every song a hit, every hit a smack!

It all started with a badly timed bald joke!

You don't sweat much for a fat girl.

I think the challenge is going out in front of a paying audience with absolutely nothing and trying to entertain them for two hours. Thankfully, I only think about that right before we go on, and then once we're out there, everything's fine.

When you kill someone by chopping off their head, rolling 'em up in a carpet and burning it, you'd better make sure they're dead!

Hi. There was a big accident, some people got decapitated, here are their names... You know what? That shirt really makes you look fat. I mean, the colour's all wrong... I mean, who shot the drapes?

There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from making things up. It's the only skill I have so I've been really lucky.