To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap.
The Hills are alive with the sound of CRAP!
NASA sends probe to Uranus, people everywhere giggle.
Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.
When you kill someone by chopping off their head, rolling 'em up in a carpet and burning it, you'd better make sure they're dead!
For as long as I can remember, I've had memories.