Every song a hit, every hit a smack!

When you kill someone by chopping off their head, rolling 'em up in a carpet and burning it, you'd better make sure they're dead!

Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries.

I think the challenge is going out in front of a paying audience with absolutely nothing and trying to entertain them for two hours. Thankfully, I only think about that right before we go on, and then once we're out there, everything's fine.

If Sting retires, would he have to change his name to Stung?

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called the Happy Funk Band. Until an unfortunate typo caused us to be expelled from school.