Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer, dead at 53. Over Barcelona today, the famed reindeer was hit by a flock of seagulls and a 747. Eyewitnesses report, that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

I believe it was Shakespeare who said, 'All the world's a stage, and you are CRAP!'

We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.

My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever.

Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine!

The Hills are alive with the sound of CRAP!

There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from making things up. It's the only skill I have so I've been really lucky.