Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer, dead at 53. Over Barcelona today, the famed reindeer was hit by a flock of seagulls and a 747. Eyewitnesses report, that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage.

For as long as I can remember, I've had memories.

Let me play a Man in a scene.

It all started with a badly timed bald joke!

You don't sweat much for a fat girl.