What if hamsters fought in the American Revolution?
I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned.
He had the kind of face only a mother could love. If that mother was blind in one eye, and had that sort of milky film over the other one, ya..ya know, ya know what I mean? But still he was my identical twin.
The Hills are alive with the sound of CRAP!
After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty has a great fall.
Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer, dead at 53. Over Barcelona today, the famed reindeer was hit by a flock of seagulls and a 747. Eyewitnesses report, that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.