There are so many things I'd like to change in the industry. Everything from the reliance of style over substance to their reluctance to hire me for big budget blockbusters, but the thing I would love most would be if they understood people don't have to be Hollywood beautiful to be sexy or interesting.

If Sting retires, would he have to change his name to Stung?

The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a thirst for revenge.

You know, if I don't make it when I go out there in that weather balloon into that thunder storm. I want, you to take your ear and give it to my wife.

We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.

I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.

You don't sweat much for a fat girl.