If Sting retires, would he have to change his name to Stung?
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Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod?
Hi. There was a big accident, some people got decapitated, here are their names... You know what? That shirt really makes you look fat. I mean, the colour's all wrong... I mean, who shot the drapes?
NASA sends probe to Uranus, people everywhere giggle.
Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer, dead at 53. Over Barcelona today, the famed reindeer was hit by a flock of seagulls and a 747. Eyewitnesses report, that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.