The comedy community is fairly supportive of human beings in general. There are some things you can teach with comedy that people can't learn by being hit over the head with facts. I think, as comedians, we're trying to change the world. It's slow, but sure.
Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod?
I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.
Give me liberty! Or a bran muffin!
Hey, come on, I've seen younger faces on money. Money.
When you kill someone by chopping off their head, rolling 'em up in a carpet and burning it, you'd better make sure they're dead!