When I'm on stage, it's a little world I've created where I'm sort of the thing, so I have total control over everything that happens. When we're improvising, I'm with someone I totally trust. I know things are going to work out. I don't have those guarantees in life. There are no consequences on stage.

After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty has a great fall.

I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.

I think the challenge is going out in front of a paying audience with absolutely nothing and trying to entertain them for two hours. Thankfully, I only think about that right before we go on, and then once we're out there, everything's fine.

Why are there so many trees in the jungle?

Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.

I believe it was Shakespeare who said, 'All the world's a stage, and you are CRAP!'