When I'm on stage, it's a little world I've created where I'm sort of the thing, so I have total control over everything that happens. When we're improvising, I'm with someone I totally trust. I know things are going to work out. I don't have those guarantees in life. There are no consequences on stage.

We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage.

What kind of FBI agent are you?

Give me liberty! Or a bran muffin!

As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of it. The two shows that always make me laugh and are therefore my favorites are The Dick Van Dyke Show and Fawlty Towers.

When you kill someone by chopping off their head, rolling 'em up in a carpet and burning it, you'd better make sure they're dead!