When I'm on stage, it's a little world I've created where I'm sort of the thing, so I have total control over everything that happens. When we're improvising, I'm with someone I totally trust. I know things are going to work out. I don't have those guarantees in life. There are no consequences on stage.

If Sting retires, would he have to change his name to Stung?

What kind of FBI agent are you?

After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty has a great fall.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage.

Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer, dead at 53. Over Barcelona today, the famed reindeer was hit by a flock of seagulls and a 747. Eyewitnesses report, that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

Hey, come on, I've seen younger faces on money. Money.