When I'm on stage, it's a little world I've created where I'm sort of the thing, so I have total control over everything that happens. When we're improvising, I'm with someone I totally trust. I know things are going to work out. I don't have those guarantees in life. There are no consequences on stage.

You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called the Happy Funk Band. Until an unfortunate typo caused us to be expelled from school.

To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap.

I have many favorite artists...Van Gough as one, but he didn't really sing a lot!

I believe it was Shakespeare who said, 'All the world's a stage, and you are CRAP!'

Did you know that..........'embargo' spelled backwards is 'o grab me

The Hills are alive with the sound of CRAP!