When I'm on stage, it's a little world I've created where I'm sort of the thing, so I have total control over everything that happens. When we're improvising, I'm with someone I totally trust. I know things are going to work out. I don't have those guarantees in life. There are no consequences on stage.

You don't sweat much for a fat girl.

Onstage I do all the stuff I'd never do in real life, like lashing out at people who make me mad or freaking out in a long bank lineup. Performing allows me to fulfill all the sicko fantasies I've ever had.

I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.

After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty has a great fall.

I believe it was Shakespeare who said, 'All the world's a stage, and you are CRAP!'

Every song a hit, every hit a smack!