When I'm on stage, it's a little world I've created where I'm sort of the thing, so I have total control over everything that happens. When we're improvising, I'm with someone I totally trust. I know things are going to work out. I don't have those guarantees in life. There are no consequences on stage.

Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod?

My mother on her death bed told me, 'Where the hell did that kangaroo come from!?' - it just popped out of nowhere and punched her in the head and caused a cerebral hemorrhage, so I thought I'd move to a country where there were no kangaroos!

Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine!

I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned.

We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second.

We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.