When I'm on stage, it's a little world I've created where I'm sort of the thing, so I have total control over everything that happens. When we're improvising, I'm with someone I totally trust. I know things are going to work out. I don't have those guarantees in life. There are no consequences on stage.

What kind of FBI agent are you?

As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of it. The two shows that always make me laugh and are therefore my favorites are The Dick Van Dyke Show and Fawlty Towers.

Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries.

Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come on down. We're going crazy.

Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod?

You know, if I don't make it when I go out there in that weather balloon into that thunder storm. I want, you to take your ear and give it to my wife.