He had the kind of face only a mother could love. If that mother was blind in one eye, and had that sort of milky film over the other one, ya..ya know, ya know what I mean? But still he was my identical twin.

Give me liberty! Or a bran muffin!

I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.

We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second.

Famous Playboy Hugh Hefner managed to successfully stop an order of monks from operating a business on his property. The police forced the friars to close down their stall, which was outside the Playboy mansion where they had been selling flowers. Said one friar, well, if it was anyone else we may have gotten away from it, but, unfortunately, only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

NASA sends probe to Uranus, people everywhere giggle.

I have many favorite artists...Van Gough as one, but he didn't really sing a lot!