He had the kind of face only a mother could love. If that mother was blind in one eye, and had that sort of milky film over the other one, ya..ya know, ya know what I mean? But still he was my identical twin.

Let me play a Man in a scene.

For as long as I can remember, I've had memories.

Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries.

My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever.

Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises.

You know, if I don't make it when I go out there in that weather balloon into that thunder storm. I want, you to take your ear and give it to my wife.