He had the kind of face only a mother could love. If that mother was blind in one eye, and had that sort of milky film over the other one, ya..ya know, ya know what I mean? But still he was my identical twin.

I have many favorite artists...Van Gough as one, but he didn't really sing a lot!

Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries.

Hi, well soon return you to the dyslexic production of Bitty Bitty Chang Chang.

Did you know that..........'embargo' spelled backwards is 'o grab me

Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod?

Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises.