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If Sting retires, would he have to change his name to Stung?
After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty has a great fall.
NASA sends probe to Uranus, people everywhere giggle.
Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer, dead at 53. Over Barcelona today, the famed reindeer was hit by a flock of seagulls and a 747. Eyewitnesses report, that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.
Hey, come on, I've seen younger faces on money. Money.