He had the kind of face only a mother could love. If that mother was blind in one eye, and had that sort of milky film over the other one, ya..ya know, ya know what I mean? But still he was my identical twin.

If Sting retires, would he have to change his name to Stung?

To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap.

You know, if I don't make it when I go out there in that weather balloon into that thunder storm. I want, you to take your ear and give it to my wife.

What kind of FBI agent are you?

I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.

Hey, come on, I've seen younger faces on money. Money.