He had the kind of face only a mother could love. If that mother was blind in one eye, and had that sort of milky film over the other one, ya..ya know, ya know what I mean? But still he was my identical twin.

What kind of FBI agent are you?

And if that isnt the truth, it would be a lie.

Hey, come on, I've seen younger faces on money. Money.

For as long as I can remember, I've had memories.

The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a thirst for revenge.

Hi. There was a big accident, some people got decapitated, here are their names... You know what? That shirt really makes you look fat. I mean, the colour's all wrong... I mean, who shot the drapes?