Let me play a Man in a scene.

To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap.

There are so many things I'd like to change in the industry. Everything from the reliance of style over substance to their reluctance to hire me for big budget blockbusters, but the thing I would love most would be if they understood people don't have to be Hollywood beautiful to be sexy or interesting.

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

When you kill someone by chopping off their head, rolling 'em up in a carpet and burning it, you'd better make sure they're dead!

Hi. There was a big accident, some people got decapitated, here are their names... You know what? That shirt really makes you look fat. I mean, the colour's all wrong... I mean, who shot the drapes?

Did you know that..........'embargo' spelled backwards is 'o grab me