Let me play a Man in a scene.

My mother on her death bed told me, 'Where the hell did that kangaroo come from!?' - it just popped out of nowhere and punched her in the head and caused a cerebral hemorrhage, so I thought I'd move to a country where there were no kangaroos!

NASA sends probe to Uranus, people everywhere giggle.

Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod?

He had the kind of face only a mother could love. If that mother was blind in one eye, and had that sort of milky film over the other one, ya..ya know, ya know what I mean? But still he was my identical twin.

Why are there so many trees in the jungle?

Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come on down. We're going crazy.