To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap.
Colin MochrieMy mother on her death bed told me, 'Where the hell did that kangaroo come from!?' - it just popped out of nowhere and punched her in the head and caused a cerebral hemorrhage, so I thought I'd move to a country where there were no kangaroos!
Colin Mochrie