Let me play a Man in a scene.

The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a thirst for revenge.

What if hamsters fought in the American Revolution?

I don't want to get all lefty, but if we took the defence budgets from around the world, we could end hunger everywhere. I would hope that all the world's leaders are thinking about poverty. Get to work. Do something. This is something that's going to be with us forever.

If Sting retires, would he have to change his name to Stung?

We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second.

And if that isnt the truth, it would be a lie.