Let me play a Man in a scene.

Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.

When I'm on stage, it's a little world I've created where I'm sort of the thing, so I have total control over everything that happens. When we're improvising, I'm with someone I totally trust. I know things are going to work out. I don't have those guarantees in life. There are no consequences on stage.

You don't sweat much for a fat girl.

And if that isnt the truth, it would be a lie.

Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries.

Hi. There was a big accident, some people got decapitated, here are their names... You know what? That shirt really makes you look fat. I mean, the colour's all wrong... I mean, who shot the drapes?