Let me play a Man in a scene.

When I'm on stage, it's a little world I've created where I'm sort of the thing, so I have total control over everything that happens. When we're improvising, I'm with someone I totally trust. I know things are going to work out. I don't have those guarantees in life. There are no consequences on stage.

Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries.

Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.

Onstage I do all the stuff I'd never do in real life, like lashing out at people who make me mad or freaking out in a long bank lineup. Performing allows me to fulfill all the sicko fantasies I've ever had.

I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned.

Did you know that..........'embargo' spelled backwards is 'o grab me