Let me play a Man in a scene.

To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap.

What if hamsters fought in the American Revolution?

We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.

My mother on her death bed told me, 'Where the hell did that kangaroo come from!?' - it just popped out of nowhere and punched her in the head and caused a cerebral hemorrhage, so I thought I'd move to a country where there were no kangaroos!

When you kill someone by chopping off their head, rolling 'em up in a carpet and burning it, you'd better make sure they're dead!

What kind of FBI agent are you?