Let me play a Man in a scene.

Did you know that..........'embargo' spelled backwards is 'o grab me

To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap.

Give me liberty! Or a bran muffin!

You know, if I don't make it when I go out there in that weather balloon into that thunder storm. I want, you to take your ear and give it to my wife.

The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a thirst for revenge.

Onstage I do all the stuff I'd never do in real life, like lashing out at people who make me mad or freaking out in a long bank lineup. Performing allows me to fulfill all the sicko fantasies I've ever had.