Let me play a Man in a scene.

Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine!

I have many favorite artists...Van Gough as one, but he didn't really sing a lot!

I believe it was Shakespeare who said, 'All the world's a stage, and you are CRAP!'

As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of it. The two shows that always make me laugh and are therefore my favorites are The Dick Van Dyke Show and Fawlty Towers.

When I'm on stage, it's a little world I've created where I'm sort of the thing, so I have total control over everything that happens. When we're improvising, I'm with someone I totally trust. I know things are going to work out. I don't have those guarantees in life. There are no consequences on stage.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage.