Let me play a Man in a scene.

My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever.

We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second.

Every song a hit, every hit a smack!

Hey, come on, I've seen younger faces on money. Money.

Hi. There was a big accident, some people got decapitated, here are their names... You know what? That shirt really makes you look fat. I mean, the colour's all wrong... I mean, who shot the drapes?

I believe it was Shakespeare who said, 'All the world's a stage, and you are CRAP!'