Let me play a Man in a scene.

I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.

He had the kind of face only a mother could love. If that mother was blind in one eye, and had that sort of milky film over the other one, ya..ya know, ya know what I mean? But still he was my identical twin.

Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod?

Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises.

To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap.

Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries.