Let me play a Man in a scene.

Hey, come on, I've seen younger faces on money. Money.

After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty has a great fall.

Did you know that..........'embargo' spelled backwards is 'o grab me

My mother on her death bed told me, 'Where the hell did that kangaroo come from!?' - it just popped out of nowhere and punched her in the head and caused a cerebral hemorrhage, so I thought I'd move to a country where there were no kangaroos!

Hi. There was a big accident, some people got decapitated, here are their names... You know what? That shirt really makes you look fat. I mean, the colour's all wrong... I mean, who shot the drapes?

Let me play a Man in a scene.