Let me play a Man in a scene.

I have many favorite artists...Van Gough as one, but he didn't really sing a lot!

Give me liberty! Or a bran muffin!

There are so many things I'd like to change in the industry. Everything from the reliance of style over substance to their reluctance to hire me for big budget blockbusters, but the thing I would love most would be if they understood people don't have to be Hollywood beautiful to be sexy or interesting.

The comedy community is fairly supportive of human beings in general. There are some things you can teach with comedy that people can't learn by being hit over the head with facts. I think, as comedians, we're trying to change the world. It's slow, but sure.

I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.

The Hills are alive with the sound of CRAP!