Let me play a Man in a scene.

Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries.

Did you know that..........'embargo' spelled backwards is 'o grab me

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage.

He had the kind of face only a mother could love. If that mother was blind in one eye, and had that sort of milky film over the other one, ya..ya know, ya know what I mean? But still he was my identical twin.

The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a thirst for revenge.

Onstage I do all the stuff I'd never do in real life, like lashing out at people who make me mad or freaking out in a long bank lineup. Performing allows me to fulfill all the sicko fantasies I've ever had.