What if hamsters fought in the American Revolution?

Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine!

Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come on down. We're going crazy.

I think the challenge is going out in front of a paying audience with absolutely nothing and trying to entertain them for two hours. Thankfully, I only think about that right before we go on, and then once we're out there, everything's fine.

I have many favorite artists...Van Gough as one, but he didn't really sing a lot!

My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever.

I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.