I believe it was Shakespeare who said, 'All the world's a stage, and you are CRAP!'

You don't sweat much for a fat girl.

Famous Playboy Hugh Hefner managed to successfully stop an order of monks from operating a business on his property. The police forced the friars to close down their stall, which was outside the Playboy mansion where they had been selling flowers. Said one friar, well, if it was anyone else we may have gotten away from it, but, unfortunately, only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty has a great fall.

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There are so many things I'd like to change in the industry. Everything from the reliance of style over substance to their reluctance to hire me for big budget blockbusters, but the thing I would love most would be if they understood people don't have to be Hollywood beautiful to be sexy or interesting.

The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a thirst for revenge.