I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.
I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned.
Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod?
The comedy community is fairly supportive of human beings in general. There are some things you can teach with comedy that people can't learn by being hit over the head with facts. I think, as comedians, we're trying to change the world. It's slow, but sure.
Every song a hit, every hit a smack!
When you kill someone by chopping off their head, rolling 'em up in a carpet and burning it, you'd better make sure they're dead!