I believe it was Shakespeare who said, 'All the world's a stage, and you are CRAP!'

And if that isnt the truth, it would be a lie.

Let me play a Man in a scene.

But you know, we have more hits than you can possibly think about. One of my personal favorite artists is the wonderful artist named Cher. And although I love much of her late stuff, her early stuff was the stuff that I really, really loved.

We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second.

To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap.

For as long as I can remember, I've had memories.