Did you know that..........'embargo' spelled backwards is 'o grab me

It all started with a badly timed bald joke!

You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called the Happy Funk Band. Until an unfortunate typo caused us to be expelled from school.

The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a thirst for revenge.

Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises.

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I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned.