I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.
And if that isnt the truth, it would be a lie.
Did you know that..........'embargo' spelled backwards is 'o grab me
The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a thirst for revenge.
There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from making things up. It's the only skill I have so I've been really lucky.
Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.