To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap.
I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage.
Every song a hit, every hit a smack!
When you kill someone by chopping off their head, rolling 'em up in a carpet and burning it, you'd better make sure they're dead!
I don't want to get all lefty, but if we took the defence budgets from around the world, we could end hunger everywhere. I would hope that all the world's leaders are thinking about poverty. Get to work. Do something. This is something that's going to be with us forever.