Did you know that..........'embargo' spelled backwards is 'o grab me

He had the kind of face only a mother could love. If that mother was blind in one eye, and had that sort of milky film over the other one, ya..ya know, ya know what I mean? But still he was my identical twin.

You know, if I don't make it when I go out there in that weather balloon into that thunder storm. I want, you to take your ear and give it to my wife.

My mother on her death bed told me, 'Where the hell did that kangaroo come from!?' - it just popped out of nowhere and punched her in the head and caused a cerebral hemorrhage, so I thought I'd move to a country where there were no kangaroos!

For as long as I can remember, I've had memories.

Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod?

Why are there so many trees in the jungle?