Did you know that..........'embargo' spelled backwards is 'o grab me

You know, if I don't make it when I go out there in that weather balloon into that thunder storm. I want, you to take your ear and give it to my wife.

After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty has a great fall.

I think the challenge is going out in front of a paying audience with absolutely nothing and trying to entertain them for two hours. Thankfully, I only think about that right before we go on, and then once we're out there, everything's fine.

You don't sweat much for a fat girl.

The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a thirst for revenge.

As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of it. The two shows that always make me laugh and are therefore my favorites are The Dick Van Dyke Show and Fawlty Towers.