Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises.

When I'm on stage, it's a little world I've created where I'm sort of the thing, so I have total control over everything that happens. When we're improvising, I'm with someone I totally trust. I know things are going to work out. I don't have those guarantees in life. There are no consequences on stage.

You don't sweat much for a fat girl.

Every song a hit, every hit a smack!

After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty has a great fall.

Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine!

Did you know that..........'embargo' spelled backwards is 'o grab me