Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises.

Did you know that..........'embargo' spelled backwards is 'o grab me

If Sting retires, would he have to change his name to Stung?

I have many favorite artists...Van Gough as one, but he didn't really sing a lot!

When I'm on stage, it's a little world I've created where I'm sort of the thing, so I have total control over everything that happens. When we're improvising, I'm with someone I totally trust. I know things are going to work out. I don't have those guarantees in life. There are no consequences on stage.

Every song a hit, every hit a smack!

Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.