Every song a hit, every hit a smack!
Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod?
After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty has a great fall.
Did you know that..........'embargo' spelled backwards is 'o grab me
I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage.