The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a thirst for revenge.
I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.
We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second.
It all started with a badly timed bald joke!
Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.
For as long as I can remember, I've had memories.