The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a thirst for revenge.

Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod?

Hi, well soon return you to the dyslexic production of Bitty Bitty Chang Chang.

When you kill someone by chopping off their head, rolling 'em up in a carpet and burning it, you'd better make sure they're dead!

My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever.

Onstage I do all the stuff I'd never do in real life, like lashing out at people who make me mad or freaking out in a long bank lineup. Performing allows me to fulfill all the sicko fantasies I've ever had.

I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned.