The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a thirst for revenge.

My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever.

You know, if I don't make it when I go out there in that weather balloon into that thunder storm. I want, you to take your ear and give it to my wife.

Onstage I do all the stuff I'd never do in real life, like lashing out at people who make me mad or freaking out in a long bank lineup. Performing allows me to fulfill all the sicko fantasies I've ever had.

You don't sweat much for a fat girl.

When you kill someone by chopping off their head, rolling 'em up in a carpet and burning it, you'd better make sure they're dead!

After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty has a great fall.