The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a thirst for revenge.

The Hills are alive with the sound of CRAP!

Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries.

We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second.

There are so many things I'd like to change in the industry. Everything from the reliance of style over substance to their reluctance to hire me for big budget blockbusters, but the thing I would love most would be if they understood people don't have to be Hollywood beautiful to be sexy or interesting.

I believe it was Shakespeare who said, 'All the world's a stage, and you are CRAP!'

For as long as I can remember, I've had memories.