The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a thirst for revenge.

I have many favorite artists...Van Gough as one, but he didn't really sing a lot!

I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

You don't sweat much for a fat girl.

When you kill someone by chopping off their head, rolling 'em up in a carpet and burning it, you'd better make sure they're dead!

I believe it was Shakespeare who said, 'All the world's a stage, and you are CRAP!'