And if that isnt the truth, it would be a lie.
Why are there so many trees in the jungle?
Give me liberty! Or a bran muffin!
I believe it was Shakespeare who said, 'All the world's a stage, and you are CRAP!'
For as long as I can remember, I've had memories.
The comedy community is fairly supportive of human beings in general. There are some things you can teach with comedy that people can't learn by being hit over the head with facts. I think, as comedians, we're trying to change the world. It's slow, but sure.