You don't sweat much for a fat girl.

Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come on down. We're going crazy.

There are so many things I'd like to change in the industry. Everything from the reliance of style over substance to their reluctance to hire me for big budget blockbusters, but the thing I would love most would be if they understood people don't have to be Hollywood beautiful to be sexy or interesting.

For as long as I can remember, I've had memories.

Give me liberty! Or a bran muffin!

I think the challenge is going out in front of a paying audience with absolutely nothing and trying to entertain them for two hours. Thankfully, I only think about that right before we go on, and then once we're out there, everything's fine.

I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.