You don't sweat much for a fat girl.

I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned.

There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from making things up. It's the only skill I have so I've been really lucky.

If Sting retires, would he have to change his name to Stung?

When you kill someone by chopping off their head, rolling 'em up in a carpet and burning it, you'd better make sure they're dead!

NASA sends probe to Uranus, people everywhere giggle.

As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of it. The two shows that always make me laugh and are therefore my favorites are The Dick Van Dyke Show and Fawlty Towers.