My mother on her death bed told me, 'Where the hell did that kangaroo come from!?' - it just popped out of nowhere and punched her in the head and caused a cerebral hemorrhage, so I thought I'd move to a country where there were no kangaroos!

Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.

Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries.

Hey, come on, I've seen younger faces on money. Money.

What if hamsters fought in the American Revolution?

Why are there so many trees in the jungle?

But you know, we have more hits than you can possibly think about. One of my personal favorite artists is the wonderful artist named Cher. And although I love much of her late stuff, her early stuff was the stuff that I really, really loved.