I think if you try to tailor your act to anybody, you end up with an act that doesn't work anyway.

I think if you try to tailor your act to anybody, you end up with an act that doesn't work anyway.

The ancient Greeks were the first ones to say an unexamined life is not worth living. They don't tell you of course what we found out, an examined life not that fascinating either.

People say history is boring, and that is true because people are boring. We haven't changed since time began. We're still the same.

I'm always working on stuff. But they never materialize. I'm always working on movies and TV shows.

Everybody says before reviews come out, 'Oh, reviews don't matter,' just in case they're bad; everyone want to brace themselves.

Somehow, it was so happy a time. Those early days of comedy are when you get addicted to it.