I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, it's not a good place for you to be.

I always wanted to write as much as perform.

Somehow, it was so happy a time. Those early days of comedy are when you get addicted to it.

With comedians, you have that understanding that we're trying to get laughs.

The mistake that people make in stand-up is thinking they're profound or they're deep when there are so many people who have more worthwhile ways of phrasing things.

I think if you try to tailor your act to anybody, you end up with an act that doesn't work anyway.

I used to love the election season'cause it's kind of fun. Everyone makes a big sport out of it with all these different news stories and everything. I like it better now that everybody knows all the candidates from the past 15 years. But it does get really ugly. It's ugly and it's pugilist.