I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, it's not a good place for you to be.

I think Helen of Troy must have been pretty hot. She got two countries going crazy for 10 years over her.

I think I identify more with the smart guy, but most people might take umbrage at that. I like to think of myself as a real thinker, but I suppose people might beg to differ.

Everybody says before reviews come out, 'Oh, reviews don't matter,' just in case they're bad; everyone want to brace themselves.

I'm quietly becoming New York's premiere actor. People don't understand. They have me pigeon-holed as a comedian.

It was tumultuous, it was crazy, but I would not trade it for anything.

You can’t make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody.