I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, it's not a good place for you to be.

I know nowadays the common wisdom is to celebrate diversity as long as you don't point out that people are different.

I'm just another guy who thinks he's smarter than he is, in a long line of them.

The ancient Greeks were the first ones to say an unexamined life is not worth living. They don't tell you of course what we found out, an examined life not that fascinating either.

With comedians, you have that understanding that we're trying to get laughs.

I don't know any comedian who tailors his act to his audience. Maybe people say they do, but I can't even imagine them.

You can’t make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody.