I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, it's not a good place for you to be.

New York Stat agreed to pay $12 million to settle a lawsuit filed three decades ago by inmates swept up in the bloody 1971 revolt at Attica prison. The settlement will be paid in the form of chocolate bars and packs of Newports that can be picked up in the commissary.

I write all the time - I write poetry, I love to write

I get the impression the English kings were witty, for some reason. I feel like all you had was your wit.

Everybody says before reviews come out, 'Oh, reviews don't matter,' just in case they're bad; everyone want to brace themselves.

So instead of talking about theoretical ways of ending the war and violence, I say that we have to get rid of the individual asholes in each office and situation.

I think Helen of Troy must have been pretty hot. She got two countries going crazy for 10 years over her.