I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, it's not a good place for you to be.

I know nowadays the common wisdom is to celebrate diversity as long as you don't point out that people are different.

Somehow, it was so happy a time. Those early days of comedy are when you get addicted to it.

I always wanted to write as much as perform.

You can’t make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody.

The only people who like to live alone more than comics are priests.

That’s the beauty of being a comedian: it’s the one job you’re allowed to do that. We’re lucky. We’re really lucky.