Everybody's got a different sense of humor. It's just different styles.

People say history was written by the winners. No, it wasn't. It was written by the bullies.

You can’t make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody.

You know how it is with writing. You just write what you want to write. There's no way to predict what is good or bad. You just do what you think is funny, and either it works or you're finished. It's impossible to predict anything.

I think everyone should own six guns, even though I don't own any.

People's - most people's job is talking about the future or like money not even in the present tense. It's not even paper.

I know nowadays the common wisdom is to celebrate diversity as long as you don't point out that people are different.