Everybody's got a different sense of humor. It's just different styles.

My stand-up act? I combine the fact that the world is a violent place with the fact that each person is responsible for the situation they are in.

I get the impression the English kings were witty, for some reason. I feel like all you had was your wit.

That’s the beauty of being a comedian: it’s the one job you’re allowed to do that. We’re lucky. We’re really lucky.

Well... you know, I would wake up with a terrible hangover in a jail somewhere and worst part was that I would not know why I was there.

My name has zero value.

Everybody's funny in different ways.