Everybody's got a different sense of humor. It's just different styles.

For the most part, comedians are pretty friendly with each other. They always say they badmouth each other, but most of the time, they're friends. We're the only ones that can really stand our type of humor.

My stand-up act? I combine the fact that the world is a violent place with the fact that each person is responsible for the situation they are in.

The Senate was holding hearings on deceptive sweepstakes practices. These companies target the elderly, making them think they're going to get a bunch of money, when in reality they never see any of it. The most popular of these scams is called Social Security.

People say history is boring, and that is true because people are boring. We haven't changed since time began. We're still the same.

I think Helen of Troy must have been pretty hot. She got two countries going crazy for 10 years over her.

Everybody's funny in different ways.