Everybody's got a different sense of humor. It's just different styles.

I think Helen of Troy must have been pretty hot. She got two countries going crazy for 10 years over her.

I've been to Japan, I've been to China, I've been to Africa, I've been to the Middle East, I've been to Europe a little bit. I've never been to South America.

People say history was written by the winners. No, it wasn't. It was written by the bullies.

I'm not a big method actor. I'm much more superficial.

I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, it's not a good place for you to be.

You can’t make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody.