What I love about comedians is their instinct is always to go against the grain. Their whole existence is pointing out the elephant in the room. Already you can see audiences are pushing back, but we're the ones who really can take it more than anybody.

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What I love about comedians is their instinct is always to go against the grain. Their whole existence is pointing out the elephant in the room. Already you can see audiences are pushing back, but we're the ones who really can take it more than anybody.

People say history is boring, and that is true because people are boring. We haven't changed since time began. We're still the same.

I don't know any comedian who tailors his act to his audience. Maybe people say they do, but I can't even imagine them.

So instead of talking about theoretical ways of ending the war and violence, I say that we have to get rid of the individual asholes in each office and situation.

Everybody's got a different sense of humor. It's just different styles.