You can’t make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody.

I'm not a big method actor. I'm much more superficial.

I think I identify more with the smart guy, but most people might take umbrage at that. I like to think of myself as a real thinker, but I suppose people might beg to differ.

Well... you know, I would wake up with a terrible hangover in a jail somewhere and worst part was that I would not know why I was there.

I think Helen of Troy must have been pretty hot. She got two countries going crazy for 10 years over her.

I'm just another guy who thinks he's smarter than he is, in a long line of them.

You can’t make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody.