The Senate was holding hearings on deceptive sweepstakes practices. These companies target the elderly, making them think they're going to get a bunch of money, when in reality they never see any of it. The most popular of these scams is called Social Security.

I think everyone should own six guns, even though I don't own any.

Everybody's got a different sense of humor. It's just different styles.

Everybody says before reviews come out, 'Oh, reviews don't matter,' just in case they're bad; everyone want to brace themselves.

You can't make money on Broadway. You make nothing. You maybe make like $1,350 a week after you pay out all the producers.

I'm not a big method actor. I'm much more superficial.

I always wanted to write as much as perform.