The Senate was holding hearings on deceptive sweepstakes practices. These companies target the elderly, making them think they're going to get a bunch of money, when in reality they never see any of it. The most popular of these scams is called Social Security.

I used to love the election season'cause it's kind of fun. Everyone makes a big sport out of it with all these different news stories and everything. I like it better now that everybody knows all the candidates from the past 15 years. But it does get really ugly. It's ugly and it's pugilist.

I've been to Japan, I've been to China, I've been to Africa, I've been to the Middle East, I've been to Europe a little bit. I've never been to South America.

I know nowadays the common wisdom is to celebrate diversity as long as you don't point out that people are different.

I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, it's not a good place for you to be.

With comedians, you have that understanding that we're trying to get laughs.

You can't make money on Broadway. You make nothing. You maybe make like $1,350 a week after you pay out all the producers.