Somehow, it was so happy a time. Those early days of comedy are when you get addicted to it.

Everybody's funny in different ways.

A weird sort of awareness set in, like, 'Wow. My stand-up isn't just separate from everything else I do anymore.' With Twitter and Face book, everything is universal that everything everybody says gets seen.

People say history is boring, and that is true because people are boring. We haven't changed since time began. We're still the same.

I think everyone should own six guns, even though I don't own any.

Somehow, it was so happy a time. Those early days of comedy are when you get addicted to it.

You know how it is with writing. You just write what you want to write. There's no way to predict what is good or bad. You just do what you think is funny, and either it works or you're finished. It's impossible to predict anything.