I think everyone should own six guns, even though I don't own any.

I'm quietly becoming New York's premiere actor. People don't understand. They have me pigeon-holed as a comedian.

It was tumultuous, it was crazy, but I would not trade it for anything.

Everybody says before reviews come out, 'Oh, reviews don't matter,' just in case they're bad; everyone want to brace themselves.

I used to love the election season'cause it's kind of fun. Everyone makes a big sport out of it with all these different news stories and everything. I like it better now that everybody knows all the candidates from the past 15 years. But it does get really ugly. It's ugly and it's pugilist.

My stand-up act? I combine the fact that the world is a violent place with the fact that each person is responsible for the situation they are in.

Well... you know, I would wake up with a terrible hangover in a jail somewhere and worst part was that I would not know why I was there.