Everybody says before reviews come out, 'Oh, reviews don't matter,' just in case they're bad; everyone want to brace themselves.

Humanity is a crazy contradiction. I accept us for who we are. We're not that great. Every time we take a step forward we go back to the same primitive behavior. We're meant to be this way. It's not our fault, it's just who we are.

I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, it's not a good place for you to be.

You can’t make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody.

People say history is boring, and that is true because people are boring. We haven't changed since time began. We're still the same.

I love people, I love studying people more than history. So whatever situation I see, then I look at, what were the people like, more than history itself.

Somehow, it was so happy a time. Those early days of comedy are when you get addicted to it.