Everybody says before reviews come out, 'Oh, reviews don't matter,' just in case they're bad; everyone want to brace themselves.

The Senate was holding hearings on deceptive sweepstakes practices. These companies target the elderly, making them think they're going to get a bunch of money, when in reality they never see any of it. The most popular of these scams is called Social Security.

I think if you try to tailor your act to anybody, you end up with an act that doesn't work anyway.

It’s sad. Marxism didn’t work. Communism didn’t work. Capitalism doesn’t work. Nothing works. Even democracy doesn’t work. Democracy-the greatest form of government and we have two choices for who’s our leader. In fascism you only have one choice. That’s great. We have one more choice than the worst form of government.

It was tumultuous, it was crazy, but I would not trade it for anything.

Everybody's got a different sense of humor. It's just different styles.

People say history is boring, and that is true because people are boring. We haven't changed since time began. We're still the same.