It’s sad. Marxism didn’t work. Communism didn’t work. Capitalism doesn’t work. Nothing works. Even democracy doesn’t work. Democracy-the greatest form of government and we have two choices for who’s our leader. In fascism you only have one choice. That’s great. We have one more choice than the worst form of government.
Colin QuinnA weird sort of awareness set in, like, 'Wow. My stand-up isn't just separate from everything else I do anymore.' With Twitter and Face book, everything is universal that everything everybody says gets seen.
Colin QuinnI think Helen of Troy must have been pretty hot. She got two countries going crazy for 10 years over her.
Colin QuinnI'm always working on stuff. But they never materialize. I'm always working on movies and TV shows.
Colin QuinnPeople say history was written by the winners. No, it wasn't. It was written by the bullies.
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