It’s sad. Marxism didn’t work. Communism didn’t work. Capitalism doesn’t work. Nothing works. Even democracy doesn’t work. Democracy-the greatest form of government and we have two choices for who’s our leader. In fascism you only have one choice. That’s great. We have one more choice than the worst form of government.

Everybody's funny in different ways.

I always wanted to write as much as perform.

I know nowadays the common wisdom is to celebrate diversity as long as you don't point out that people are different.

I write all the time - I write poetry, I love to write

The only people who like to live alone more than comics are priests.

New York Stat agreed to pay $12 million to settle a lawsuit filed three decades ago by inmates swept up in the bloody 1971 revolt at Attica prison. The settlement will be paid in the form of chocolate bars and packs of Newports that can be picked up in the commissary.