The earth is a used Kleenex on the universe's nightstand.
It was tumultuous, it was crazy, but I would not trade it for anything.
With comedians, you have that understanding that we're trying to get laughs.
Well... you know, I would wake up with a terrible hangover in a jail somewhere and worst part was that I would not know why I was there.
I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, it's not a good place for you to be.
A weird sort of awareness set in, like, 'Wow. My stand-up isn't just separate from everything else I do anymore.' With Twitter and Face book, everything is universal that everything everybody says gets seen.