People say history is boring, and that is true because people are boring. We haven't changed since time began. We're still the same.

You can't make money on Broadway. You make nothing. You maybe make like $1,350 a week after you pay out all the producers.

I'm not a big method actor. I'm much more superficial.

I feel most empires fell when they started to act human, but then look at Russia. They kept a pretty strong hand, and they fell from Afghanistan alone because Afghanistan is the graveyard of empires. I guess you just can't sustain it.

The Senate was holding hearings on deceptive sweepstakes practices. These companies target the elderly, making them think they're going to get a bunch of money, when in reality they never see any of it. The most popular of these scams is called Social Security.

I think if you try to tailor your act to anybody, you end up with an act that doesn't work anyway.

I love people, I love studying people more than history. So whatever situation I see, then I look at, what were the people like, more than history itself.