You can't make money on Broadway. You make nothing. You maybe make like $1,350 a week after you pay out all the producers.

People's - most people's job is talking about the future or like money not even in the present tense. It's not even paper.

It was tumultuous, it was crazy, but I would not trade it for anything.

For the most part, comedians are pretty friendly with each other. They always say they badmouth each other, but most of the time, they're friends. We're the only ones that can really stand our type of humor.

The Senate was holding hearings on deceptive sweepstakes practices. These companies target the elderly, making them think they're going to get a bunch of money, when in reality they never see any of it. The most popular of these scams is called Social Security.

I used to love the election season'cause it's kind of fun. Everyone makes a big sport out of it with all these different news stories and everything. I like it better now that everybody knows all the candidates from the past 15 years. But it does get really ugly. It's ugly and it's pugilist.

I'm not a big method actor. I'm much more superficial.