You can't make money on Broadway. You make nothing. You maybe make like $1,350 a week after you pay out all the producers.

Twitter is one of those dangerous toys that if it gets in the hands of the wrong person you'll have the mind of a 12-year-old masquerading as an adult.

I'm just another guy who thinks he's smarter than he is, in a long line of them.

You know, the funny thing about Lorne and that show is that, you can go over one million things, but in a business of bean counters, he still likes to laugh at small things and creates a show around it.

With comedians, you have that understanding that we're trying to get laughs.

New York Stat agreed to pay $12 million to settle a lawsuit filed three decades ago by inmates swept up in the bloody 1971 revolt at Attica prison. The settlement will be paid in the form of chocolate bars and packs of Newports that can be picked up in the commissary.

My stand-up act? I combine the fact that the world is a violent place with the fact that each person is responsible for the situation they are in.