It was tumultuous, it was crazy, but I would not trade it for anything.

You can’t make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody.

Stand-up is live, so I'm used to being live for most of my career. It's interesting.

Everybody says before reviews come out, 'Oh, reviews don't matter,' just in case they're bad; everyone want to brace themselves.

I think I identify more with the smart guy, but most people might take umbrage at that. I like to think of myself as a real thinker, but I suppose people might beg to differ.

Somehow, it was so happy a time. Those early days of comedy are when you get addicted to it.

The only people who like to live alone more than comics are priests.