Humanity is a crazy contradiction. I accept us for who we are. We're not that great. Every time we take a step forward we go back to the same primitive behavior. We're meant to be this way. It's not our fault, it's just who we are.

I think I identify more with the smart guy, but most people might take umbrage at that. I like to think of myself as a real thinker, but I suppose people might beg to differ.

People's - most people's job is talking about the future or like money not even in the present tense. It's not even paper.

The only people who like to live alone more than comics are priests.

I always wanted to write as much as perform.

I love people, I love studying people more than history. So whatever situation I see, then I look at, what were the people like, more than history itself.

I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, it's not a good place for you to be.