I'm always working on stuff. But they never materialize. I'm always working on movies and TV shows.

People say history was written by the winners. No, it wasn't. It was written by the bullies.

I feel most empires fell when they started to act human, but then look at Russia. They kept a pretty strong hand, and they fell from Afghanistan alone because Afghanistan is the graveyard of empires. I guess you just can't sustain it.

I always wanted to write as much as perform.

I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, it's not a good place for you to be.

Stand-up is live, so I'm used to being live for most of my career. It's interesting.

Well... you know, I would wake up with a terrible hangover in a jail somewhere and worst part was that I would not know why I was there.