I'm quietly becoming New York's premiere actor. People don't understand. They have me pigeon-holed as a comedian.

Well... you know, I would wake up with a terrible hangover in a jail somewhere and worst part was that I would not know why I was there.

You can't make money on Broadway. You make nothing. You maybe make like $1,350 a week after you pay out all the producers.

So instead of talking about theoretical ways of ending the war and violence, I say that we have to get rid of the individual asholes in each office and situation.

I'm just another guy who thinks he's smarter than he is, in a long line of them.

You know, the funny thing about Lorne and that show is that, you can go over one million things, but in a business of bean counters, he still likes to laugh at small things and creates a show around it.

I would say most comedians have a very cynical worldview of the way the world can work. It's almost like if you didn't, you couldn't be a comedian.