I'm quietly becoming New York's premiere actor. People don't understand. They have me pigeon-holed as a comedian.

I write all the time - I write poetry, I love to write

My name has zero value.

What I love about comedians is their instinct is always to go against the grain. Their whole existence is pointing out the elephant in the room. Already you can see audiences are pushing back, but we're the ones who really can take it more than anybody.

I'm always working on stuff. But they never materialize. I'm always working on movies and TV shows.

New York Stat agreed to pay $12 million to settle a lawsuit filed three decades ago by inmates swept up in the bloody 1971 revolt at Attica prison. The settlement will be paid in the form of chocolate bars and packs of Newports that can be picked up in the commissary.

I get the impression the English kings were witty, for some reason. I feel like all you had was your wit.