I'm quietly becoming New York's premiere actor. People don't understand. They have me pigeon-holed as a comedian.

You know, the funny thing about Lorne and that show is that, you can go over one million things, but in a business of bean counters, he still likes to laugh at small things and creates a show around it.

I used to love the election season'cause it's kind of fun. Everyone makes a big sport out of it with all these different news stories and everything. I like it better now that everybody knows all the candidates from the past 15 years. But it does get really ugly. It's ugly and it's pugilist.

I'm not a big method actor. I'm much more superficial.

People say history was written by the winners. No, it wasn't. It was written by the bullies.

I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, it's not a good place for you to be.

The thing that drives me crazy is when comics say 'I have low self-esteem.' No you don't. You're standing on stage asking people to pay. You don't play an instrument. You want people to pay to hear what's in your mind. You don't have low self-esteem. You might have other problems.