I'm just another guy who thinks he's smarter than he is, in a long line of them.

I get the impression the English kings were witty, for some reason. I feel like all you had was your wit.

So instead of talking about theoretical ways of ending the war and violence, I say that we have to get rid of the individual asholes in each office and situation.

Everybody's funny in different ways.

I'm just another guy who thinks he's smarter than he is, in a long line of them.

Well... you know, I would wake up with a terrible hangover in a jail somewhere and worst part was that I would not know why I was there.

You can’t make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody.