I don't know any comedian who tailors his act to his audience. Maybe people say they do, but I can't even imagine them.

Marie Antoinette was funny, I'm sure she was just misinterpreted. You know the 'Let them eat cake' line. She seems like she was kind of funny, like a Chelsea Handler or Kathy Griffin type.

I get the impression the English kings were witty, for some reason. I feel like all you had was your wit.

I'm not a big method actor. I'm much more superficial.

So instead of talking about theoretical ways of ending the war and violence, I say that we have to get rid of the individual asholes in each office and situation.

You can’t make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody.

For the most part, comedians are pretty friendly with each other. They always say they badmouth each other, but most of the time, they're friends. We're the only ones that can really stand our type of humor.