Stand-up is live, so I'm used to being live for most of my career. It's interesting.

I don't know any comedian who tailors his act to his audience. Maybe people say they do, but I can't even imagine them.

For the most part, comedians are pretty friendly with each other. They always say they badmouth each other, but most of the time, they're friends. We're the only ones that can really stand our type of humor.

It was tumultuous, it was crazy, but I would not trade it for anything.

People's - most people's job is talking about the future or like money not even in the present tense. It's not even paper.

I've been to Japan, I've been to China, I've been to Africa, I've been to the Middle East, I've been to Europe a little bit. I've never been to South America.

People say history is boring, and that is true because people are boring. We haven't changed since time began. We're still the same.