I get the impression the English kings were witty, for some reason. I feel like all you had was your wit.
Colin QuinnThe mistake that people make in stand-up is thinking they're profound or they're deep when there are so many people who have more worthwhile ways of phrasing things.
Colin QuinnSo instead of talking about theoretical ways of ending the war and violence, I say that we have to get rid of the individual asholes in each office and situation.
Colin Quinn