I always wanted to write as much as perform.

I know nowadays the common wisdom is to celebrate diversity as long as you don't point out that people are different.

You can’t make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody.

Well... you know, I would wake up with a terrible hangover in a jail somewhere and worst part was that I would not know why I was there.

The earth is a used Kleenex on the universe's nightstand.

I love people, I love studying people more than history. So whatever situation I see, then I look at, what were the people like, more than history itself.

My name has zero value.