I always wanted to write as much as perform.

I think if you try to tailor your act to anybody, you end up with an act that doesn't work anyway.

I'm just another guy who thinks he's smarter than he is, in a long line of them.

I don't know any comedian who tailors his act to his audience. Maybe people say they do, but I can't even imagine them.

A weird sort of awareness set in, like, 'Wow. My stand-up isn't just separate from everything else I do anymore.' With Twitter and Face book, everything is universal that everything everybody says gets seen.

For the most part, comedians are pretty friendly with each other. They always say they badmouth each other, but most of the time, they're friends. We're the only ones that can really stand our type of humor.

I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, it's not a good place for you to be.