I think Helen of Troy must have been pretty hot. She got two countries going crazy for 10 years over her.

My stand-up act? I combine the fact that the world is a violent place with the fact that each person is responsible for the situation they are in.

I know nowadays the common wisdom is to celebrate diversity as long as you don't point out that people are different.

Twitter is one of those dangerous toys that if it gets in the hands of the wrong person you'll have the mind of a 12-year-old masquerading as an adult.

You can’t make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody.

I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, it's not a good place for you to be.

I would say most comedians have a very cynical worldview of the way the world can work. It's almost like if you didn't, you couldn't be a comedian.