I don't have to ask you where you've been, cause the matches in your purse say Holiday Inn.
I see ya waiting for the bus early in the morn', brick house with a face like Lena Horne.
Take some time and educate your mind, in the long run I'm sure you're fine.
I'm the ghetto Martha Stewart, the black Rachel Ray.
Forget about Batman, Superman, and the Power Rangers, cause I'll be your hero if you're ever in some danger.
On how to make an egg roll: "Roll it nice and tight like a blunt."