I see ya waiting for the bus early in the morn', brick house with a face like Lena Horne.

I'm the ghetto Martha Stewart, the black Rachel Ray.

Life is full of hardships, pimp slaps, and sorrow.

Pixie and Dixie just did a drive by on Donald Duck, but they shot and missed and now Bugs Bunny is getting kind of pissed.

On how to make an egg roll: "Roll it nice and tight like a blunt."

Put a condom in their hand and hope it don't bust.

I'd be a fool to surrender, when I know I can be a contender. And if everyone's a contender, then everyone could be a winner.