It's better to have a broken CD player that worked once than to never have evolved into a self-aware carbon based lifeform.
The only good excuse for not succeeding is DEATH! Unless you're trying to be a ghost. Then it's LIFE!
The grass is always greener when it's covered in money.
Bird Poop in the mouth is always a surprise.
During a heat wave every dude stinks.
Things that don't exist do exist. They're just really fast.