Be cautious of bears at all times, even when being mauled by a tiger.

I'd choose truth over cake but I'd try to find a way to get both to be honest.

It's better to have a broken CD player that worked once than to never have evolved into a self-aware carbon based lifeform.

Dont get scared of death. Get rich! Then die.

The only good excuse for not succeeding is DEATH! Unless you're trying to be a ghost. Then it's LIFE!

It's better to have won & lost than to have won, stopped trying, & descended into alcoholism.

Bird Poop in the mouth is always a surprise.