Be cautious of bears at all times, even when being mauled by a tiger.

I would hate to be a bee. Be surrounded by bees all the time.

Nothing is perfect. Therefore, being perfect is being nothing… and that's a great way to lose weight.

The only good excuse for not succeeding is DEATH! Unless you're trying to be a ghost. Then it's LIFE!

The good thing about living like me is everywhere you go is a step up.

It's better to have won & lost than to have won, stopped trying, & descended into alcoholism.

Things that don't exist do exist. They're just really fast.