It's better to have won & lost than to have won, stopped trying, & descended into alcoholism.
The good thing about living like me is everywhere you go is a step up.
Nothing is perfect. Therefore, being perfect is being nothing… and that's a great way to lose weight.
The grass is always greener when it's covered in money.
Visiting Saturn sounds like a lot of fun but you will die!
I love it when the coffee's done!