Failure is not an option. It just happens all the time. Like, all the time.
People alive are better than people not alive.
Always go to the bathroom before you ‘go’ to the bathroom.
Cars and bumper cars are two very different things. NEVER sleep in a bumper car.
Based on this one experience I had, jumping to conclusions is always really stupid.
I'd choose truth over cake but I'd try to find a way to get both to be honest.