Based on this one experience I had, jumping to conclusions is always really stupid.
Always go to the bathroom before you ‘go’ to the bathroom.
The good thing about living like me is everywhere you go is a step up.
Things that don't exist do exist. They're just really fast.
Be cautious of bears at all times, even when being mauled by a tiger.
The only good excuse for not succeeding is DEATH! Unless you're trying to be a ghost. Then it's LIFE!