The good thing about living like me is everywhere you go is a step up.
Never put a foot down in the middle of a foot rub.
It's better to have won & lost than to have won, stopped trying, & descended into alcoholism.
It's better to have a broken CD player that worked once than to never have evolved into a self-aware carbon based lifeform.
Blanket statements are always stupid. NO EXCEPTIONS!
During a heat wave every dude stinks.