The good thing about living like me is everywhere you go is a step up.
I'd choose truth over cake but I'd try to find a way to get both to be honest.
The grass is always greener when it's covered in money.
If you're gonna lob something, lob love.
The only good excuse for not succeeding is DEATH! Unless you're trying to be a ghost. Then it's LIFE!
Bird Poop in the mouth is always a surprise.