During a heat wave every dude stinks.
The only good excuse for not succeeding is DEATH! Unless you're trying to be a ghost. Then it's LIFE!
Blanket statements are always stupid. NO EXCEPTIONS!
Bird Poop in the mouth is always a surprise.
Visiting Saturn sounds like a lot of fun but you will die!
It's better to have a broken CD player that worked once than to never have evolved into a self-aware carbon based lifeform.