It's better to have won & lost than to have won, stopped trying, & descended into alcoholism.
Nothing is perfect. Therefore, being perfect is being nothing… and that's a great way to lose weight.
Always go to the bathroom before you ‘go’ to the bathroom.
I'd choose truth over cake but I'd try to find a way to get both to be honest.
Don’t put clothes on food. It’s supposed to be naked.
I would hate to be a bee. Be surrounded by bees all the time.