Always go to the bathroom before you ‘go’ to the bathroom.
Don’t put clothes on food. It’s supposed to be naked.
Things that don't exist do exist. They're just really fast.
The only good excuse for not succeeding is DEATH! Unless you're trying to be a ghost. Then it's LIFE!
Never put a foot down in the middle of a foot rub.
It's better to have a broken CD player that worked once than to never have evolved into a self-aware carbon based lifeform.